1. Weapon: Razor-Sharp Clawed-Glove
Wielder: FREDDY KRUEGER
Most Notable Appearance: The Nightmare On Elm Street Film Franchise
My Take: Be sure to remove these bad boys before taking a number 2, we would want any accidental dismemberment’s. You would really need a gold member after that one.
2. Weapon: Chain Saw
Wielder: LEATHERFACE
Most Notable Appearance: The Texas Massacre
My Take: Great weapon that has made many of appearance in movies and video games alike. Tell me you didn’t love taking the chain to the enemy in games such as, Doom and Gears of War.
3. Weapon: Rusty Hook
Wielder: CANDY MAN
Most Notable Appearance: Candy Movie Series
My Take: Not only do you die when you are being gutted by this awesome instrument of carnage. If you live you’ll need a tetanus shot, how cool is that. Made you wish you didn’t say candy man 3 times while standing in front of a mirror huh! Now hold this hook for your troubles.
4. Weapon: Machete
Wielder: JASON VOORHEES
Most Notable Appearance: The Friday The 13th Movie Series
My Take: Once again the camp counselor from hell never seizes to amaze me, run all you want but the machete’s gonna getcha!!
5. Weapon: Scythe
Wielder: MRS BATHORY
Most Notable Appearance: Candy Movie Series
My Take: Hey lady the grim reaper called and he wants his scythe back. I think the writers got the idea for this scene from the episode of family guy when peter had to take deaths place because he had a sprained ankle.
6. Weapon: The Razor-Wire Chain
Wielder: PIN HEAD
Most Notable Appearance: Hellraiser
My Take: Hopping over enough razor wire in my life to know that sh*t hurts makes me cringe every time I see that scene in the movie.
7. Weapon: The Butcher’s Knife
Wielder: Michael Myers
Most Notable Appearance: Halloween Movie Franchise
My Take: Now next time you are cutting up steaks for the barbeque, just remember you are in good company.
8. Weapon: Barbwire Mace
Wielder: MARIE
Most Notable Appearance: High Tension
My Take: Hey how would you like to get work over with this one huh? Marie bashed the face of the killer with this barbwire club about gazillion times, the prongs actually stuck to his flesh every time. This movie was an absolute gore fest
9. Weapon: Meat Cleaver and Meat Tenderizer
Wielder: MAHOGANY (Subway Butcher)
Most Notable Appearance: Midnight Meat Train
My Take: Dude I totally don’t want to spoil this movie for you, so if you haven’t seen it yet go rent it on Netflix or something, it’s well worth the watch.
10. Weapon: The High School Gym (telekinesis)
Wielder: CARRIE WHITE
Most Notable Appearance: Candy Movie Series
My Take: Anyone who can turn a high school gym into a weapon of maximum carnage is totally worth a mention. Yeah I change the theme from sharp objects but in that one scene, the body count was outrageous. Kudos to the crazy girl with pigs blood all over her, Take a bow baby!!
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