How to Get the Perfect Horror Movie Body – Basic Horror Training

All too often we have seen Movies where the terrified hottie is running through the woods to evade the crazed maniac, just to take an untimely spill right on cue for the raving psycho to hack her cute little frame into itsy bitsy pieces. Well never fear that’s why we are here, we are here to “Pump You Up” – Arnold Voice. Well not really, more like cardio and a bit of what I’d like to call “Basic Horror Movie Training”

What most of you don’t know, there is a conspiracy brewing against Horror Movie vixens. Who’s to blame? From the dawn of the genre hapless blondes running through the woods always gets it in the end, and this can be attributed to twigs. No just any twigs the kind that just happens to be strolling across the screen at the same time she looks back to gauge distance. You know it’s going to happen at some point 2, 3, even 4 times during the same movie. These drills should help you with your Foot/Ass (the cousin of hand/eye) coordination, so when it’s asses and elbows time you won’t end up in some Maniac’s Stacker (all meat sandwiches).

Our horror movie basic training is the ideal way to a rock hard Baddie Busting Body

Tire Drills: A classic football drill that hones players’ speed and agility. This should help with those pesky twigs; we all know how tricky those guys can be especially when taking the family for a walk, all of a sudden a twig pops out of nowhere. Now you can just high step your way through the twig family effortlessly while making the highlight reel.

The Hill Climb: The hill climb is one of my favorite workouts, great for endurance and stamina. We amplify this workout with or patented knapsack -o- Rocks. Once removed this give the words “fleet of foot” new meaning.

Hurdles:  Imaging this scenario, you are being chased by hordes of the recently deceased you make a wrong turn; there are halves of corpses everywhere dragging themselves slowly towards you muttering something soft like “braiiiiin!, what do you do? Yes we can help you there also. We’ve added a twist to the original hurdle concept, or obstacle course is equipped with land minds and sharpened bamboo spikes smothered with horse manure for that all so authentic feel and smell.

Balance Training: Did this in martial arts, pretty cool once you get the hang of it. We applied the same concept of the sobriety test and allow you to have fun a bit of fun. Let’s try tight roping from one Skyscraper to another after a few shots of tequila.  So the next time the only thing that separates you from the other side of the lake is a fallen tree bridge, you can navigate the b*tch while doing your makeup and brushing your hair.

The Stair Climb: Perfect for the buns and thighs, also great for endurance and stamina. Now you can pull an all-nighter with Paris and Nicky and still have the endurance to navigate, bear traps, half breeds and WTF is that!

The Door Kick: We realized the need after watching reruns of Police Academy that is a much need part of or training (remember Cadet Sweetchuck). This should be practiced repeated by all aspiring horror movie vixen. What’s a better way to buy your some time than a face full of Masonite? No more locked doors!

Warning: Not an Actual Workout Regimen.

 

Online Video Games: Ultra-Addictive Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games

Hello Ghouls and Gals, we have shared so much this past year. So far this year we have explored the world’s scariest places, the history of survival horror video games, and even how to create scary popups that you can use to scare the snot out of your unwitting friends. Today I wanted to treat you guys with a list of my favorite massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG).

These are Online RPG’s that at some point consumed way more time than I would like to admit. If you are huge fan of War Craft you should feel right at home. I Hope they bring you the same joy.

Online Role Playing Games:

Allods

Allods:  The fourth opus of the Rage of Mages series which started in the mid-90s, conquering the minds of millions of gamers around the world, and covers over 12 years of storyline in the making. Throughout the game, you will discover and fight your way in dungeons, castles and temples as a raid or as a group. Play it here!

Aika: Free to play MMORPG with Nation vs. Nation combat! Castle Sieges, Nation Wars, Dungeons, Battlegrounds, fierce PvP. Users sign up for free and immediately start playing this action packed dynamic game. Users build custom characters and combat with their friends. Play it here!

Dungeons and Dragons Online: The classic game of Dungeons and Dragons is online (DDO). This is a massively popular game. Users can engage in massive combat while conquering dragons, and others. Play it here!

Flyff: This popular massively multilayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) has over 5 Million members. Users sign

Dungeons and Dragons

up for free and immediately start playing this action packed, dynamic game. Users build custom characters and combat with their friends. Play it here!

Grand Chase: is a FREE online action brawler set in a medieval fantasy world. It follows the story of a few brave young knights who join a group of nobles known as the “Grand Chase” to defeat an evil usurper to the throne, a villain known as Kaze’aze. Grand Chase combines traditional side-scrolling dungeon crawling with intense, skill-based player vs. player (PvP) matches. Play it here!

Runes of Magic: is a Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game (MMORPG) developed by a Taiwanese developer and adapted for the English speaking markets by Frogster Interactive, launched in 2009. The game client is a free download, and there is no monthly subscription fee to the user – the service is funded by real money transactions in the Runes of Magic Item Shop. Play it here!

Runes of Magic

Fiesta: Slay fire-breathing dragons; start a guild war and craft items to sell through your personal store in Fiesta, Outspark’s groundbreaking Free Online RPG, and the latest Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game awarded Best Game in Asia! Enjoy unlimited fun with your friends for free! Play it here!

RAPPELZ: Sexy Graphics, Customizable Pets, and Fierce PvP Combat await you. Join the millions of gamers who have already discovered the adventure!  Signup now, it only takes a few seconds! Play it here!

Seafight: the online pirate game: Play with and against thousands of other real players.  No download or installation necessary. Experience a world of adventure and gaming fun, win up to $10,000 Play it here!

About MMORPG: Massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) is a genre of computer role-playing games in which a very large number of players interact with one another within a virtual game world.As in all RPGs, players assume the role of a character (often in a fantasy world) and take control over many of that character’s actions.[1] MMORPGs are distinguished from single-player or small multi-player RPGs by the number of players, and by the game’s persistent world, usually hosted by the game’s publisher, which continues to exist and evolve while the player is away from the game. This is often referred to as being offline.

Online Video Games: 9 Ultra-Addictive Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games

Hello Ghouls and Gals, we have shared so much this past year. So far this year we have explored the world’s scariest places, the history of survival horror video games, and even how to create scary popups that you can use to scare the snot out of your unwitting friends. Today I wanted to treat you guys with a list of my favorite massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG).

These are Online RPG’s that at some point consumed way more time than I would like to admit. If you are huge fan of War Craft you should feel right at home. I Hope they bring you the same joy.

Video Game Downloads:

Allods: The fourth opus of the Rage of Mages series which started in the mid-90s, conquering the minds of millions of gamers around the world, and covers over 12 years of storyline in the making. Throughout the game, you will discover and fight your way in dungeons, castles and temples as a raid or as a group.

Download it here: http://vosmd.com/click/?s=117340&c=234625&subid=sstmyjG1

Aika: Free to play MMORPG with Nation vs. Nation combat! Castle Sieges, Nation Wars, Dungeons, Battlegrounds, fierce PvP. Users sign up for free and immediately start playing this action packed dynamic game. Users build custom characters and combat with their friends.

Download it here: http://npvos.com/click/?s=117340&c=248892&subid=sstmyjG2

Dungeons and Dragons Online: The classic game of Dungeons and Dragons is online (DDO). This is a massively popular game. Users can engage in massive combat while conquering dragons, and others.

Download it here: http://lwken.com/click/?s=24569&c=386007&subid=sstmyjG3

Flyff: This popular massively multilayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) has over 5 Million members. Users sign up for free and immediately start playing this action packed, dynamic game. Users build custom characters and combat with their friends.

Download it here: http://npvos.com/click/?s=117340&c=172033&subid=sstmyjG4

Grand Chase: is a FREE online action brawler set in a medieval fantasy world. It follows the story of a few brave young knights who join a group of nobles known as the “Grand Chase” to defeat an evil usurper to the throne, a villain known as Kaze’aze. Grand Chase combines traditional side-scrolling dungeon crawling with intense, skill-based player vs. player (PvP) matches.

Download it here: http://fbgdc.com/click/?s=117340&c=130665&subid=sstmyjG5

Runes of Magic: is a Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game (MMORPG) developed by a Taiwanese developer and adapted for the English speaking markets by Frogster Interactive, launched in 2009. The game client is a free download, and there is no monthly subscription fee to the user – the service is funded by real money transactions in the Runes of Magic Item Shop.

Download it here: http://qdmil.com/click/?s=117340&c=349545&subid=sstmyjG6

Fiesta: Slay fire-breathing dragons; start a guild war and craft items to sell through your personal store in Fiesta, Outspark’s groundbreaking Free Online RPG, and the latest Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game awarded Best Game in Asia! Enjoy unlimited fun with your friends for free!

Download it here: http://gnspf.com/click/?s=117340&c=265700&subid=sstmyjG7

RAPPELZ: Sexy Graphics, Customizable Pets, and Fierce PvP Combat await you. Join the millions of gamers who have already discovered the adventure! Signup now, it only takes a few seconds!

Download it here: http://lwken.com/click/?s=117340&c=176207&subid=sstmyjG8

Seafight – the online pirate game: Play with and against thousands of other real players. No download or installation necessary. Experience a world of adventure and gaming fun, win up to $10,000

Download it here: http://srtvd.com/click/?s=117340&c=260589&subid=sstmyjG9

About MMORPG: Massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) is a genre of computer role-playing games in which a very large number of players interact with one another within a virtual game world.

As in all RPGs, players assume the role of a character (often in a fantasy world) and take control over many of that character’s actions.[1] MMORPGs are distinguished from single-player or small multi-player RPGs by the number of players, and by the game’s persistent world, usually hosted by the game’s publisher, which continues to exist and evolve while the player is away from the game. This is often referred to as being offline.

 

What are the hot Christmas Gifts this year?

Top Christmas Presents for Teens and Young Adults

Christmas shopping is under way. Malls are getting crowded and online sites are booming as people all over search for the perfect gift in time for the holiday. While younger children are pretty easy to shop for, check out all the toy commercials on television, teens and young adults are no as easy. So what are the top Christmas gifts for teens and young adults?

Digital Cameras

Panasonic Lumix DMC-FH20

With the popularity of sites such as Facebook and My Space, the more photos one has to post the better their site is. Young people want simple cameras that shoot great photos (since many of the photos are of themselves in various poses). Point-and-shoot cameras are easy to use, are usually a reasonable price and come with good image quality. Some good ones to consider include the Panasonic FH20 which is one of the more well-rounded cameras, the Cannon SD1400 which is one of the most compact in digital cameras and the Fujifilm FinePix Z20fd Point & Shoot which comes in colors teens will appreciate such as hot pink, ice blue, wasabi green and jet black.

MP3 Players

Music makes the world go around as well as keeping teens and young adults happy. It is, in fact, harder to find a young person who does not have a music player on them than one who does. There are many good MP3 Players on the market today. Things to look for include ease of use, sound quality and a good size screen with vibrant colors. The following are two to think about. The SanDisk Sansa Fuze 4 GB Video MP3 Player comes with a FM radio with 40 preset stations, a built-in microphone with voice recording and in several colors like hot pink, royal blue and red. The Apple iPod Touch fourth Generation, while costlier than the rest, has a 32 GB capacity which can hold around 8,000 songs, 40 hours of video or 40,000 photos.

LG Optimus GT540

Cell Phones

Another rarity these days is seeing a young person without one of these. The thing to consider when looking at cell phones have to do with texting since teens and young adults use their phones more for texting than for talking. One of the popular cell phones includes the LG Optimus Quantum which has a full keyboard, a 5.0 megapixel camera and is equipped with Bluetooth allowing the phone to be used hands-free. Another good choice is the Sanyo 2700 Cell Phone which is popular with girls because of its pink ice color as well as the flow of flowers on one side. This phone also has a full keyboard, emoticon soft keys, includes a camera and is internet compatible.

Musical Instruments

Xbox Kinect 360 Kinect

The teen years are when many kids get interested in starting a band and request instruments for Christmas. Top choices are a guitar, drums and keyboards. One can consider this request for an instrument as an investment or as a trial with prices reflecting each side. Regular-sized acoustic guitars can be found in the range of 100 dollars, a 5-piece complete drum set can be found for around 200 dollars and keyboards for are generally around a keyboard (61-key) can usually be found for around 150 dollars. Keep in mind that most instruments also mean music lessons as well.

Other hot Christmas gifts for 2010 include vide game systems, video games, car electronics, HDTV’s, ear buds or headphones, a Karaoke machines (either a full sized ones or ones made for iPods), the iHome iP1 Studio Series Audio System, a Laptop, a Netbook, a Tocky MP3 Roll Around Alarm Clock and a Surround Sound Chair.

 

Mortal Kombat Rebirth 2010 Movie HD Trailer

One of my favorite games of all time is making a comeback in a major way. Yes, Finish Him! The film will make its way to a [fill in blank] near you. The short film directed by Kevin Tancharoen was made so the director can sell WB on his vision of reimagined MK film. The film Stars, Michael Jai White, Jeri Ryan, Matt Mullins, Lateef Crowder, Ian Anthony Dale, Richard Dorton and James Lew

The plot:

The film follows Deacon City Police Captain Jackson Briggs as he informs assassin Hanzo Hasashi about the criminals Reptile and Baraka; the latter has recently killed actor-turned-undercover-officer Johnny Cage in a fight. Briggs believes they were both working for a man named Shang Tsung. He asks Hasashi to kill them in a mysterious tournament hosted by Tsung.

When offered his freedom in exchange for accomplishing such tasks, Hasashi reveals that he willingly had himself incarcerated—and could free himself at any time. Then Sonya Blade arrives with a folder and informs Hasashi that his enemy Sub-Zero is alive and the one he killed was his older brother. It becomes clear to Hasashi that the terms of his participation in the tournament involve killing Reptile, Baraka and Shang Tsung in return for access to Sub-Zero. Since the real Sub-Zero will be at the tournament, Hasashi, now calling himself Scorpion, agrees to participate.

 

Stuff to Do this Halloween: Haunted Houses

Hello Ghouls and Gals, It’s once again almost Halloween and almost everyone is dressing the part. This year costumes are no longer limited to just Vampires, Zombie, Werewolves and your favorite Super Hero. This year you can make an appearance as TV’s newest reality show harpy Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi or maybe The Situation is your shtick.

Halloween is my favorite time of year; Other than being able to dress as whomever I want to the best things about being in the city is our Parade. If you haven’t experienced the Halloween Parade here in NYC, it’s something you must to put on your bucket list. I had the opportunity to go last year and it was so much fun, this year when I go I won’t forget my camera though. Found this cool website that has some really awesome images last year’s Halloween Parade see here: http://photos.halloween-nyc.com/ as you can see some of the costumes were outrageous and screams OMG Creativity. Continue reading…

 

Halloween Costumes for Adults: 2010 Male Edition

Hey it’s time to start picking costumes, and if you are like me you want to look as cool as can be. This year’s selection of Halloween costumes range from the really cool to the outrageously awkward. There are Vampires, Zombie, Werewolves and The Situation. Yes the old Ghouls and Goblins have made an appearance this year, including some new ones (the cast of jersey sure).

I’ll most likely be dressed as something weird as usual the Pillsbury Doughboy or maybe a Mime, do know how that’s going to work seeing that I am such a talkative S.O.B, but we’ll see. What will you be? Luckily I’ve put together list of some of the coolest Halloween Costumes for 2010. If you read the ladies edition you would know most of my shopping is done via Amazon, so needless to say that I will be referencing the mega site to bring you the goods. Continue reading…

 

Best Scary Videos That Make You Jump

Hello everyone, it’s been sometime since I’ve updated. I’ve been hard a work to keep the lights on lol! Hey not everyone can be a multi-million dollar Blogger, well at least not yet. These last 2 weeks were a bit of a challenge, I’ve been Hospitalized, taken advantage of and also had to drop some dead weight that were only in my life to assure their success by orchestrating my failure. Continue reading…

 

Lifelike Halloween Props: 2010 Halloween and Horror Props

Just visited hauntedprops.com to check out their 2010 collection, I have to say that there are some really cool, ultra-realistic props on display. From Haunted House Wall Décor, 3D Video Illusions to Animatronics, 2010 look’s to be an interesting year for prank coordinators such myself.

This year’s selections of Animatronic Props are quite interesting and will put the (mu) in your (hahahaaah). From Raging Psychos to a full scale Tyrannosaurus Rex, You will be able to find something to match your needs. Some items are a bit pricey, but some are in range for the budget conscious. One pretty neat prop that I like is the Demon Dog (shown below) and Asylum Killer.

Demon Dog:

Whether you Looking for a BAG “O” GORE: or a maybe 6 foot tall Head Holding Zombie:  I think you will be happy with what you find, not making any guarantees just going off my impressions.

Other really cool additions for 2010 are the Professional Haunted House Video Effect Props. Create by special effects guru John Hyers, realistic 3Dimensional visual effects can be a great way to create haunted scene with the use of just your home projector. Effects range from creepy crawly spiders to the man himself Old Man Grim. Worth mentioning are the TV effect and tutorials that shows the steps of creating lifelike scenarios with the use of a standard television Set.

3D Visual Effects:

Also check these out:

Haunted House Package Deals

Haunted House LED Eyes Wall Decor

About haunted Props:

Hauntedprops.com is one of the fastest growing online and catalog retailers in the haunted house / Halloween products industry. HauntedProps.com carries an extensive range of products for the haunted house industry.

 

Adult Halloween Costumes: 2010 Women’s Hot and Sexy Edition

Hello Ghouls and Gals, it’s almost my favorite time of year again. “Tis the season to be ghoulish” for all that know me well, you know that Halloween is one of my favorite times of year. Well it’s more like from September on! From the Labor Day parade here in NY to my birthday in mid-December it’s an exciting time indeed, and why not who doesn’t like to dress up and make a complete @$$ of themselves.I do, if you don’t you are probably used to being referred to by names such “Buzz Killington and Wet Blanket Sam. If this description does fit you, boy do I have a treat for you. I’m a big amazon.com shopper I would say 78% of my purchases are made online and 50% of that is via amazon. Just the other day when Kim K tweeted “I need a new digital camera” You don’t have to overexert the hamster wheel to know what my @reply was.

The great thing it’s like a one stop for everything, including Halloween Costumes, not just any Halloween Costumes “hot ones” Really for a primarily G rated site I have to say some of this year’s selections are quite steamy. Below I’ve compiled a list of sexy costumes that would surely get you juices going; these are in no particular order so please be advised. Find Out More! Continue reading…

 

Madden NFL Makes Its Debut on Facebook (Mashable)

Mashable – Electronic Arts’ wildly successful Madden NFL franchise has made the leap from the Xbox to Facebook.

The gaming giant has launched Madden NFL Superstars, the company’s second social game since it acquired social game maker Playfish. The company’s first social game, FIFA Superstars, is one of Facebook’s (Facebook) most popular apps with nearly 4 million monthly active users. Read More